My name is Matthew.
My boyfriend, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Lights make me happy.
Kris Jenner and the Kardashians make my life worth living.
โMy poo was green and looked like Medusa’s hair.โž
(Michael)


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Permanent December | Miley Cyrus

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lightsalot: RIP Reinier, my beloved comb-over. You shielded my right eye for a solid number of loving years. Rest well. On the floor or wherever you ended up being swept. 

lightsalot:

RIP Reinier, my beloved comb-over. You shielded my right eye for a solid number of loving years. Rest well. On the floor or wherever you ended up being swept.ย 


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Party time! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ (Taken with instagram)

Party time! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ (Taken with instagram)





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